Tuesday, May 13, 2008

THE LYRICS TO THE MILEY CYRUS SONG CHANGED TO REFLECT HOW I FEEL ABOUT PAURI'S HATE CRIME

I've got my sights set on Pauri
And I can't be blamed
I have a vicious pet panda
That can never be tamed
He will maul your face in
For your hateful crime
Now I can't wait
To see you in his panda den

I've got a way of knowing
That your prejudices aren't right
I feel that this vicious panda
Will end your short life
Cause I feel this deep connection
With this savage panda
And he can't wait
To see you in his panda den

The last time he freaked out
I just kept looking down
I st-st-stuttered
"Wow, pandas are vicious, no doubt"
Felt like I couldn't breath
He was goring with glee
And now he just said
"Just wait til you see what I do to Pauri"
The next time we hang out
He will maul Pauri's face
My heart, it can't rest til then
I, I can't wait, to see you in his panda den

I got this crazy feeling, deep inside
That when I see Pauri next
It will be for the last time
I'm not a mind reader
But I'm reading the signs
That my pet panda can't wait
To see you in his panda den

The last time he freaked out
I just kept looking down
I st-st-stuttered
"Wow, pandas are vicious, no doubt"
Felt like I couldn't breath
He was goring with glee
And now he just said
"Just wait til you see what I do to Pauri"
The next time we hang out
He will maul Pauri's face
My heart, it can't rest til then
I, I can't wait, to see you in his panda den

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