This is awesome

It may tell have you install a newer version of Flash, but it's worth it.

1) I don't send links to videos that are gross enough that I can't look at them.

2) This is glorious: Geek Gang Signs

this is the shit you find yourself watching if you follow pauri's links

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdt8nDOY9fk&feature=related

This is gloriously bad/funny.

Also, Facebook is going open source. Holla

i miss you all

http://youtube.com/watch?v=XX5WEgqw6pM

ok, now i know how to put posts on this thing. if yall wanna relive yall show, hit it up

while you lucky bastards got to watch the show live, i had to watch on lame ass cnn that cut out like 3 min in. so glad i transferred to miss this!!

shit that went down

as y'all may be aware, i have not finished my last college paper which was technically due today. the excuse i've given all of you, and my prof, is that i ended up devoting most of my energy today to reading, thinking, and writing about the shit that went down on fountain last night. anyway, the special edition of the argus is online and the only wespeak i've ever written is posted, proving that my excuse for not finishing my work is not complete bullshit.

sometimes shit just strikes a nerve, you know? something about this incident just touches on so many of my political/personal beliefs.

it may slightly sour our senior week, but i think it's important that we get informed about this and think about it and, if possible, act.

http://wesleyanargus.com/

plr,
pkc

speaking of star wars...

apparently big-time race theorist howard winant has an article entitled 'the dark side of the force.'

fuck. yes.


http://www.soc.ucsb.edu/faculty/winant/Winant-Darkside_final.html

yes.

points

i got 56 of em left, though i'll probably spend some on dinner. if y'all want anything, let me know.

someone on the internet is in love w/ bushy, me, and bauer, oh, and probs adam black

from teh ACB:

OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU TROLL. I ACTUALLY REALLY REALLY LOVE YOU. I WOULD FUCKING FEED YOU WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU LIKED IF YOU WOULD COME OVER HERE AND ENTERTAIN ME AND FUCK ME.


this is in response to a post bushyhead made about Smaug, but the person seems to think there is just one troll afoot. so, the rest of y'alls, join our DRAGON meme and soon anonymous internet people will want to feed and fuck you too. i dare you to come up with something better than that.

godDAMNIT apparently there are pandas that ain't dying

http://www.boston.com/news/world/asia/articles/2008/05/13/chinas_panda_preserves_reported_safe/

Also

Don't forget these types of dragons!


Also, regarding your dragon meme: it may be funny for a little while, but it could get dull pretty quickly. Make sure it doesn't drag on.

My sister sent this to me, it was quite wonderful.

DRAGON

To give you all a little bit of inspiration (except for Patrick, who definitely doesn't need any more at this point, I present a selection of dragons for your viewing pleasure.

A Black Dragon. This is not a racism thing, he is just blackish/purplish. They are Chaotic Evil and not the most intelligent of the Chromatic (evil) dragons, but quite formidable. So maybe it is a little bit racist. They do not breathe fire, but rather spit huge gouts of acid.

Generally they live in marshy areas. This one is sitting on a rock. WTF?







This here's a Brass Dragon. It's one of the Metallic varieties, which are all Good-aligned. Brass Dragons in particular are Chaotic Good, and some of the least skilled in combat. Still, they are dragons and if pressured will put a sever hurt on you. Seriously. They love chatting with both friends and strangers for hours on end. They are just so good-natured! They can breathe a long line of fire, or a cone-shaped burst of gas that puts you to sleep.

If I was a Dragon, I would probably like to be a Brass Dragon. Yay!








This Dragon comes from China. I hope that fire isn't hurting him. I guess Chinese Dragons can't fly, since they don't have wings, but I've been wrong before. Perhaps they just swim through air like a flying snake.

Are there also Dragons in Japan? Or Mongolia? Don't ask me!





A Komodo Dragon is not a Dragon.




















Next!

This is actually a watercolor painting by William Blake called the Great Red Dragon and the Woman Clothed in Sun. From a very young age, Blake claimed to have visions sent by God that influenced his art. Goodness! Personally I think he was just a little loony, because that doesn't look very much like a dragon to me! More like a man with wings and horns and a tail and a butt and legs coming from his butt.












"Whatever," Will!


Well, that's all I have time for now. I hope you enjoyed it, because I spent a lot of time on it when I should have been doing important schoolwork.

IMPORTANT UPDATE!!!

Eddie Bauer is trying to start a dragon meme on the ACB?! Have you been reading the ACB? you should be, it's finals week. anyways, what started as a racist question (why do asians always study at sci li, or something to that effect) turned into people mocking that post, turned into people mocking it more (why do asians always study at SCI-FI? are they just smarter than the rest of us IN SPACE?) turned into eddie randomly inserting the word DRAGON into these sentences, turned into this, a post mocking all the mixed connections posts on the ACB:

http://wesleyan-acb.livejournal.com/5484.html?thread=22570604#t22570604

i am in love with EBB right now. everyone should post on the ACB, let's get this shit started. trolling teh ACBz = senior bonding (bondage?).

1. There is no proof that Pauri committed a hate-crime.
2. Hate speech is not condoned on this blog...but freedom of expression is, so the previous posts won't be removed, in spite of the befouling of our beautiful blog.

THE LYRICS TO THE MILEY CYRUS SONG CHANGED TO REFLECT HOW I FEEL ABOUT PAURI'S HATE CRIME

I've got my sights set on Pauri
And I can't be blamed
I have a vicious pet panda
That can never be tamed
He will maul your face in
For your hateful crime
Now I can't wait
To see you in his panda den

I've got a way of knowing
That your prejudices aren't right
I feel that this vicious panda
Will end your short life
Cause I feel this deep connection
With this savage panda
And he can't wait
To see you in his panda den

The last time he freaked out
I just kept looking down
I st-st-stuttered
"Wow, pandas are vicious, no doubt"
Felt like I couldn't breath
He was goring with glee
And now he just said
"Just wait til you see what I do to Pauri"
The next time we hang out
He will maul Pauri's face
My heart, it can't rest til then
I, I can't wait, to see you in his panda den

I got this crazy feeling, deep inside
That when I see Pauri next
It will be for the last time
I'm not a mind reader
But I'm reading the signs
That my pet panda can't wait
To see you in his panda den

The last time he freaked out
I just kept looking down
I st-st-stuttered
"Wow, pandas are vicious, no doubt"
Felt like I couldn't breath
He was goring with glee
And now he just said
"Just wait til you see what I do to Pauri"
The next time we hang out
He will maul Pauri's face
My heart, it can't rest til then
I, I can't wait, to see you in his panda den

This just in

PAURI IS A HOMO AND PANDA-PHOBE

edit: by that I mean Pauri is a homophobe and pandaphobe.

jfkdslsajfdsa

ONCE AGAIN PAURI DEFACED THE HILARIOUS PANDA WEB COMIC PRINT OUT. I HAD ERASED THE WORD "GAY" THAT PAURI, BY VIRTUE OF HIS HOMOPHOBIA, SCRAWLED ON THE PICTURE. OH YES PAURI LIE ABOUT IT WITH YOUR SHIT-EATING GRIN. I KNOW IT WAS YOU. NO ONE ELSE WOULD STOOP TO THIS LEVEL. I LET YOU BORROW MY EXTERNAL HARD-DRIVE AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME?

THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME?

AND SPEAKING OF POETRY

Here are the lyrics to the aforeposted Miley Cyrus song:

Quick note: "I've got my sights set on you and I'm ready to aim." Isn't the very definition of aiming to set one's sights on something? For shame, little nymphet! (Nabokov's term, not mine...though if it were mine I would add -te to the end. Wikipedia says POPULARIZED by Nabokov. My bad.)

I've got my sight set on you
And I'm ready to aim
I have a heart that will
Never be tamed

I knew you were somethin' special
When you spoke my name
Now I can't wait
To see you again

I've got a way of knowin'
When somethin' is right
I feel like I must have known you
In another life

'Cause I felt this deep connection
When you looked in my eyes
Now I can't wait
To see you again

CHORUS:
The last time I freaked out
I just kept lookin' down
I st-st-stuttered when
You asked me what I'm thinkin' 'bout
felt like I couldn't breathe
You asked what's wrong with me
My best friend leslie said
"Oh, she's just bein' Miley"
And next time we hang out
I will redeem myself
My heart, can't rest till then
Whoa, whoa, I
I can't wait
To see you again

I got this crazy feelin'
Deep inside
when You called and ask to see me
Tomorrow night

I'm not a mind reader
But I'm readin' the signs
that you can't wait
To see me again

Chorus

I've got my sight set on you
And I'm ready to aim

Chorus

Whoa, whoa, I
I can't wait
To see you again 

Pictures of Lord Byron

DID YOU KNOW THAT: when he attended Cambridge he owned a pet bear?
DID YOU KNOW THAT: I have committed certain snippets of Byron to memory? Ask me to recite them for an enjoyable few minutes!

Finals the next day = blog posts

From Wesleying (originally from icanhascheezburger)

Anti-Piracy ad from McLovin:

Be careful what facebook apps you install.

Kerry Rips MSNBC on Wright

party

i'd be down to throw a party on sat - bauer says the same. apparently that night is also maria's b-day party? and i got a tournament on saturday, so throw culture folk (such as nfasciststrand@wesleyan.edu) might have a party that night (i actually don't know this). but yeah, let's drink some whiskey.

pkc

Obama has superdelegates lined up.